			
		Jet Set Willy: Fucked Internet Remix
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				Contents

1: Usual Crap
2: Another WARNING for another game
3: A brief history of the fastest Remix ever made
4: Story
5: New rooms and changes
6: Legal stuff
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1:Usual crap
 
Jet Set Willy: Fucked Internet Remix
By the DrUnKeN mAsTeR!!! BaSe1 PrOdUcTiOnZ 2003.
Based on the original concept by Matthew Smith.
Game from software projects 1984
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2: Another WARNING for another game

This game DOES contain offensive language and does contain offensive 
things, So does the readme. So if you don't like swearing or offensive 
things then don't read this or play the fuckin' game.
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3: A brief history of the fastest remix ever made

I haven't been networthy for almost a week and I'm gettin' really 
fuckin' pissed off about it (typed 25/03/03), so in my frustration I 
downed tools on my other projects (Bizarre, The Thing, Futurama: 
Benders Cheez it game, and Monkey for those who don't know), and 
decided to actually try and achieve what I intended with JSW: The 
DrUnKeN mAsTeR!!!. That of course some people know, for those who 
don't here goes. JSW: The DrUnKeN mAsTeR!! was an experimental JSW I 
made just to see if I actually could do it, at the time I was using 
Paul Rhodes' editor, and was a little clueless. So my original plan 
went out the window, which was to finish JSW: TDm!!! in 1 day. I've 
made 4 more games since then and picked up enough knowledge (a matter 
of opinion) to carry out my original idea. My internets off and I'm 
skint, so basically I have nothin' else to do so here it is JSW: Fucked 
Internet Remix. I fully intend to complete this game within' 24 hours 
(that includes this readme), if I fail to make my deadline and you're 
reading this then you stole it from me basically (or I know you 
personally) because I have no intention of releasing this if I don't 
make my deadline. On the other hand if I achieve my goal please don't 
take offense to the last few lines, because then you obviously 
didn't steal it from me. My time started at 00.45am this morning, 
shortly afterwards I passed out and didn't wake up til' 9.00am, it's 
now 1.39pm. My times ticking away..................
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4: Story

Not much to go on here, erm......er.........erm......hmmmm......ur......
.........ho-hum........diddely-dee............ah-ha!
Maria bein' the fat manipulative bitch that she is commands willy to 
tidy the house before he can go to bed, in amongst the items are a few
bits and pieces that will fix Maria's laptop (her ulterior motive). 
Willy must collect all the items so Maria will let him sleep and 
then she can also fix her computer so she can log onto Kazaa to 
download MP3's and Porn.
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5:New rooms and changes

The rooms which aren't mentioned here have no changes made to them, the
ones which are do simple as that. I've altered Willys' hat it's 
supposed to be at a jaunty angle but it looks a bit odd really, also 
willy walks backwards now. I did that to make things slightly more 
awkward. Basically if I have time I'm goin' to try and change a few of 
the usual guardian sprites to similar shapes and graphics, just like I 
did with the bollocks sprite in the bathroom. After all it is just a 
remix not really a full on conversion remixes need new graphics and a 
few new rooms although I have sacrificed a few of the existing rooms 
but just the ones I wasn't really keen on (for instance the one's up 
the Megatree and the boat screens past the beach).

1: The Bathroom

Changed the colours and shapes of the earth, conveyor, and water block.
Changed the bog, and changed the guardian.

2: Top Landing 

Changed the earth and water colours slightly

3: Master Bedroom

Changed the earth and water block colours, changed Maria's  sprite 
slightly

5: First landing

Changed the earth and water colours, inverted the cross (again) and 
made it slightly larger, removed the invisible item.

6: To the Kitchen        Main Stairway

Changed the air colour from blue to black, changed the fire blocks 
colour slightly. I changed the earth blocks shape.

8: The Shite Room

Was the nightmare room, I changed everything to bright white removed 
all the Maria sprites and platforms. The foot is now white and goes 
horizontally from left to right across the ceiling.

10: The Banyan tree

Removed the awkward earth block, that makes it impossible.

11: MMMMMMM! Strawberry Mivvis

Was the cold store. I've removed all the guardians including the rope, 
changed the air from blue to black. and just put a load of platforms 
and fire blocks everywhere. The items are supposed to be strawberry 
Mivvis, one of my fave ice lollies from when I was younger hahaha.
 
12: The swimming pool

Changed the airs ink to yellow so the item doesn't auto collect.

13: conservatory roof

Removed the right hand fire block that stops you gettin' the item.

14: Sand Crab revolution

Was The beach I added more fire blocks to the floor, and blocked the 
left exit off with them basically.

15: The Long Forgotten Abbey

Just the Forgotten Abbey without any priests and in a bad state of 
disrepair.
 
16: Hang the Pope

A hot potato here this is bound to piss someone off, it's just the 
chapel with a slight overhaul. I got the name from an old tune, can't 
remember who it's by though.

17: Entrance to Hades

This room is completely different, different sprites different colours 
no big skull and some items. The items are lost souls wwwwwooooooooooo,
The guardians are dancin' fawns and snappin' skulls and are pretty half
standard compared to some of my sprites. The really sick thing is it 
took me about 25 mins to make and animate all the sprites in here, and 
they actually look better than some I really took time with how ironic 
is that!

18: Hell the where is this?

Would be under the drive in the original version of the game, different 
graphics with a slightly similar shape. The sprites are pretty simple 
but I haven't really got time to be drawing amazing super sprites 
hahaha.

19: Satans Chamber

Would be Tree Root in the original version, but I changed it quite a 
bit once again the basic shape of the room remains similar but I 
changed quite a lot. The big satan in the throne was probably risky for
time as it took me about 35 minutes. I was going to have him standing 
but this was proving to be quite awkward, so I changed my mind. The 
room itself is quite straight forward and not very hard it's just for 
show really.

20: At the foot of the Demitree

Just the Megatree screen with a name change. I made this name change as
the Megatree is now situated on top of Satans Chamber instead of the 
tree root screen.

21: Under the Demitree

just the same as the previous screen, nothin' changed apart from the 
name.

22: Inside the Demitrunk

Access to the tree top screen has been removed and the flower sprite 
near the top of the screen is gone.

23: Ravens' Nest

Just cuckoo's nest with the saw guardian removed.

24: Satans Bog

This screen bares a slight resemblance in colour scheme to Still 
Stealin's "Whatever floats your boat" screen, it also bares a slight 
resemblance in shape and colour scheme to Erix 1's "Eugene taking a 
good hard shit" room from Maria vs some bastards (bonus game). I was 
goin' to add some platforms and some more guardians but once I'd 
finished the toilet off, I thought this has the impact it needs. So I 
left it as it is which is pretty horrible hahaha.

25: Under the roof

Removed the Ice cream and Penknife guardians

26: The Watchtower

Removed the flower guardian, the ramp, and the conveyor. I added an 
item to the left wall.

27: The illegal operation room

A blank screen that deserves a mention I called it this because it kept 
crashing my computer every time I tried to set an exit in it. You won't
see this room in the game I just thought it was worth a mention.

28: Room above the Bitches lair

Above Rescue Esmerelda this room is just an up and down the levels type
affair with lots of fire blocks and a few arrows in between the layers 
to piss you off.

29: Ezzies drink cabinet(sperm bank)

Although a simple room it's probably the most disturbin' I've ever 
made. It has the Esmerelda sprite flyin' up and down quite fast next to 
a giant vat of spunk complete with bubbles on top. Enough to make the 
queezy feel a little bit ropey, but only if you really think about it 
which isn't very nice at all ERGH!

Any changed sprites and stuff from here on in won't be here I don't 
have much time left to go back and add more here.
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6: Legal stuff, Thanx and other stuff

Firstly thanks to Matthew Smith and software projects for all things 
Miner Willy
This is Freeware don't sell it, or any part of it blah blah blah. Feel 
free to use any bits of this turkey if you wish, but let me know if you
do :) Although why you would want to is beyond me hahaha.

I finished this at 12.35am, that's 23 hours and 50 mins, not bad I 
suppose and that's after I went back and made some slight alterations 
to the guardians as well, so I made a JSW in 24 hours interesting 
hahaha. But if it's heavin' with bugs what do you expect although I 
don't think it will be. I've briefly playtested the game itself and 
have playtested the new rooms to make sure they're possible. Also if 
this readme is heavin' with typos don't blame me I was in a hurry, I 
don't think I've ever typed so much in such a short amount of time 
hahaha. I now have 5 mins to zip this up otherwise I've failed oh my!

Thanx to:

Matthew smith for the game 
John Elliott for JSWED (I would've used Paul Rhodes editor as well but I
was pressed for time).
Daniel Gromann for Playtesting, Spellchecking, and Memory Management.

That's about it really I think?

DrUnKeN mAsTeR!!! 
BaSe1 PrOdUcTiOnZ 2003

e-mail drunkenmaster@radgeez.fsnet.co.uk

